The Cemetery Club

Doris Silverman:
Thank you - and you have a nice trip back to planet Earth.

Esther Moskowitz:
I think you've put too much make-up on me.

Lucille Rubin:
There is no such thing as too much make-up.

Lucille Rubin:
Sometimes life's a bummer

Doris Silverman:
A bummer?

Lucille Rubin:
It's just a word.

Doris Silverman:
You don't call losing a husband a bummer.

Lucille Rubin:
A bummer, Doris, is what you are right now.

Selma:
I'm getting married and I want you girls to be there.

Lucille Rubin:
We've never missed one of your weddings.

Abe Silverman:
I'm giving fifty. It goes down 25 dollars with each marriage.