The Crisp of Chaos

Maxine:
Thanks god you're here, I think someone's trying to kill me for my inheritance. My collection of Pokemon cards!

Tony:
[singing] I switched my crisps in Tokyo!

Englishman:
Yes Sally! Your 4-year old... horse.

Rob:
[staring at a photo of Tony's mother] How can a woman bend that way?

[repeated line]

Tony:
That's what your mum said!