The Horror of Party Beach

Dr. Gavin:
Of course! This creature needs the ordinary necessities of human life - proteins, fats, sugars and so forth. But since his organs are so decomposed it needs the only food which can keep it alive.

Hank Green:
Blood?

Dr. Gavin:
Human blood. If a human body - a drowned person - were attacked by tiny sea plants which became parasites and completely infiltrated that human body before it had a chance to decompse, would the body be considered dead or alive?

Hank Green:
Dead?

Dr. Gavin:
No - it's still alive. But it's changed into a - well, is it a plant or an animal?

Hank Green:
It's both?

Dr. Gavin:
It's a giant protozoa!

[a teenage couple embrace on the beach]

Girl:
Johnny, I never let anyone kiss me like this before!

Irving:
My name's not Johnny.

Girl:
Well, what is it?

Irving:
Irving!

Girl:
Irving? [she resumes her sexy voice] What's in a name?

Girl:
Do you believe that kissing is unhealthy?

Boy:
I don't know. I've never been...

Girl:
[interrupting] You've never been kissed?

Boy:
No, I've never been sick.

Eulabelle:
It's the voodoo, Dr. Gavin. It's the voodoo, I tells ya!

[Elaine is recovering in bed when Hank wakes her]

Elaine Gavin:
Hank!

Hank Green:
Hello, darling. How's the leg?

Elaine Gavin:
Oh, it's much better.

Hank Green:
I just saw your father, and he's been burned badly but he'll be fine.

Dr. Gavin:
Tina's death has affected a great many people... but it doesn't give you or anyone else the right to be discourteous.