The Muppet Movie

The Muppet Movie is a 1979 live-action/puppet musical comedy film featuring Jim Henson's The Muppets.

Year:
1979
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Bernie the Agent:
HELP! HELLO! THIS'S A SERIOUS CALL FOR HELP!

Kermit the Frog:
Uh, Yeah?

Bernie the Agent:
SOMEONE? HELP! Oh, You, you with the banjo. Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction!

Kermit the Frog:
Have you tried Hare Krishna?

Bernie the Agent:
(chuckles) No. No, I mean, I'm really lost.

Kermit the Frog:
Uh, one second. (snaps at fly) Darn, I missed. You know, that's the first thing to go on a frog, his tongue. The tongue goes and you can't catch flies.

Bernie the Agent:
Oh, that's rough, I'm sorry about your tongue, but, I have to get out of this swamp. I have to catch a plane.

Kermit the Frog:
With that tongue? No way! But seriously, there's a boat dock just downstream.

Bernie the Agent:
Thank you.

Kermit the Frog:
Just watch for the alligators.

Bernie the Agent:
I will. Alligators!?

Kermit the Frog:
That's right.

Bernie the Agent:
Did you say, alligators?

Kermit the Frog:
Read my lips "Al-li-ga-tors".

Bernie the Agent:
It's just that I'm not used to alligators where I come from. See, I'm an agent. I winged in from Hollywood.

Kermit the Frog:
Hollywood?

Bernie the Agent:
: That's right.

Kermit the Frog:
Did you say "Hollywood"?

Bernie the Agent:
Read my lips, Hol-ly-wood. You know, [singing] Hollywood. The dream factory, the magic store. Hey, don't you ever go to the movies?

Kermit the Frog:
Oh, sure, there's a double feature in town every Saturday.

Bernie the Agent:
(Snaps his finger) Wait a minute, wait a minute. (Grabs the newspaper ad to Kermit to read) There's an ad in here that you should be very interested in. Feast your eyes on that.

Kermit the Frog:
Uh, "World Wide Studios announces open auditions for frogs wishing to become rich and famous?" Well, thanks anyway, but I'm really pretty happy where I am.

Bernie the Agent:
Oh, oh, if I were you, I would give this audition very careful consideration. You've got talent, kid--singin', tellin' jokes, I mean, if you get your tongue fixed, who knows? You could make millions of people happy.

Kermit the Frog:
Millions of people happy...

Bernie the Agent:
Millions! Hey, If you ever come west to Hollywood, look me up, Bernie the Agent.

Kermit the Frog:
Hey, listen, Bernie the agent, why don't you say hello to Arnie the alligator?

Bernie the Agent:
What!? (rows away in a panic, yelling as the alligators pursues him)

Kermit the Frog:
Arnie! Arnie, wait a minute. Careful, Arnie.

Bernie the Agent:
STAY! STAY!

Kermit the Frog:
Arnie, that's okay, leave him alone! He's from Hollywood.

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