We got a homecoming dance coming up in a month or so and it has been the most god-awful experience for everyone involved, right Coach? [Coach winces] Do you have any ideas on how we might turn this thing around?
[Enlightened] Music! Hey, that is a fantastic idea, son. You see that? Hey!
[stealing the mic from the Gospel preacher] Ladies and gentleman! Brothers and sisters! I'd like to talk to you all about sex! The devil's middle name, sex! You know what the best form of sexual abstinence is? Being me. Can I get an amen?
You wanna talk about some pain? Lemme hear ya! You wanna talk about pain?
That boy's got the spirit.
He's an idiot.
If ever a member of the opposite sex ever told you you are not her type...
Let me hear you shout amen-ah! If you ever had duct tape-ah ripped off-ah your naked buttocks-ah...
Let me hear you shout amen. If you ever had your manhood right-angled in front of the entire congregation, now let me hear you shout amen!
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