The Perfect Furlough

Colonel Leland:
We even have his pre-Army record. He is the only high school student who was ever sued for breach of promise by his teacher.

Paul Hodges:
Lieutenant. As a psychologist to a patient, what's wrong with me?

Lt. Vicki Loren:
Well, I don't know you well enough to say.

Paul Hodges:
Well, I do know there's something wrong with me. For an example, here I am a grown man and I still like women.

Lt. Vicki Hodges:
There's absolutely nothing abnormal about a man liking women, Corporal. But there is a limit.

Paul Hodges:
What do you do after you catch the limit? You throw the next one back?

Liz Baker:
Oh, come off it, Lieutenant, admit it! The guy bugs you.

Lt. Vicki Loren:
As far as I'm concerned, a bug is something you find crawling in your bed.

Liz Baker:
I rest my case.

Colonel Leland:
He's loose in Paris?

Harvey Franklin:
...Well?

Liz Baker:
Well...everybody's loose in Paris.