The Pink Panther Strikes Again

The Pink Panther Strikes Again

The Pink Panther Strikes Again is a 1976 film about Inspector Jacques Clouseau and attempts to kill him by his former boss.

Year:
1976
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12 of the world Professional assiassins try to kill Clouseau:
1 Attempt: A assassin with a switbblade tries to stab Clouseau; however Clouseau accidently blocks the attack with his briefcase and then accidently kills the man with his own knife
2 Attempt: A assassin with a switchblade in his shoe tries to stab Clouseau; however he stumbles and stabs an assiassin about to shoot Clouseau
3 Attempt: Clouseau goes to a toilet; two assassins get into toilets on etither side of him and try to shoot him; however Clouseau drops some toilet paper and when he bends down to pick it up the killers shoot one another,
4 Attempt:An assassin disguised as a waiteress tries to stabb Clouseau with posion tips under dress; however Clouseau accidently blocks the attack with a giant pretzel; the assassin falls into a table it is unknown if he is killed by his own poison blades.
5 Attempt: A small man disguised as William tell tries to kill Clouseau with a crossbow; however he is killed by an assassin who blows a blowgun clarenet at Clouseau.
6 Attempt: The switchblade shoe assiassin tries to kill Clouseau again; however he is killed by an assassin with a sniper rifle.
7 Attempt: One of Dreyfus killers disgusied as Clouseau comes to Clouseau hotel room. However he is killed by Egyptian assassin; the Russian assassin comes to the apartment and thinks the egyptian is Clouseau who makes lover to her; when he leaves; Clouseau and the Russian find Dreyfus killer in the bathtub.

Inspector Clouseau:
A beekeeper who has lost his voice, a cook who thinks he's a gardener, and a witness to a murder. Oh, yes. It is obvious to my trained eye that there is much more going on here than meets the ear. [A bee buzzes around Clouseau. He swings at it with the hand that is stuck in a steel gauntlet, which is gripping a mace. The mace smashes the piano next to him.] Before you are dismissed, Mr. Stifsticker, I suggest you count your bees. You may find that one of them is missing.

Housekeeper:
You've ruined that piano!

Inspector Clouseau:
What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?

Housekeeper:
But that's a priceless Steinway!

Inspector Clouseau:
Not anymore. What is your name?

Housekeeper:
Mrs. Leverlilly.

Inspector Clouseau:
Mrs. Loveleaver, I would take a shrewd guess that you are the housekeeper. Am I right?

Housekeeper:
I have been with Professor Fassbender for thirty years.

Inspector Clouseau:
That would account for your exaggerated hysteria over a simple blemish to the furniture.

Housekeeper:
Blemish?!

Inspector Clouseau:
Whatever has happened to the piano can easily be righted. What has happened to Professor Fassbender and his daughter is another matter. And it is my job to bring the guilty party or parties to the justice. [Moves to stand with his back to the fireplace; the mace hangs close to the flames.] Now, then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbender and his daughter have been kidnap-ed. Two, that someone has kidnap-ed them. Three, that my hand is on fire.


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