The Proud Family

The Proud Family is an American animated sitcom that ran on Disney Channel from September 15, 2001 to August 19, 2005.

Year:
2001
5,035 Views

Mr. Peterson:
Hello, Mr. Proud, do you remember me, Alvin Peterson?

Oscar Proud:
Of course, I remember you Peterson. I'll never forget my favorite all day sucker. ha ha. I negotiated you down to nothing, when I bought this house.

Mr. Peterson:
Mm hmm, well I see you've done nothing to since you bought it.

Oscar Proud:
Look, why are you here Peterson?

Mr. Peterson:
Ugh, I feel bad about the deal I made with you.

Oscar Proud:
Ah ah hey, I'm not giving you any more money, Peterson. I think $500 was more then a fair price for house.

Mr. Peterson:
No no no no, I come to warn you. Your house is haunted.

Oscar Proud:
Yeah I know, everyday by my mama.

Mr. Peterson:
No no, Mr. Proud, your house will be visited tonight by the ghost of Garret Krebs.

Oscar Proud:
It's Halloween, I hope see a lot of ghost, goblins, and crazy former home owners. Here, have a proud scary snack.

Mr. Peterson:
I'm serious [pops a snack into his mouth and then spits out] Man these are nasty, how do you make any money anyway? ugh listen, this was once owned to Garrett Krebs, but 30 years ago on Halloween, Krebs' house was reposed. He was so broken hearted he died, the same day. But he swore that every 10 years, he would come back and scared away the family that dared to live in this house. Why did you think I sold the house so cheaply to you 10 years ago?

Oscar Proud:
Ahem, because I'm a savvy negotiator?

Mr. Peterson:
No you boob, it's because Garrett scared me out, I felt bad about not telling about the ghost when I sold you the house, so now you know. If I were you Mr. Proud, I pack up my family and skedaddle-addle.

Oscar Proud:
If I were you Peterson I get my nose checked.

Mr. Peterson:
Why do I need to get my no... [Oscar slams the door in Peterson face] YE-OW!

Oscar Proud:
THAT'S WHY. [laugh hysterically]

Penny Proud:
[Find Mr.Min sobbing uncontrollably, on the the empty record store floor] Mr. Min, what happen?

Dijonay Jones:
Yeah, where is everybody?

Mr. Min:
[sarcastic] Oh, I don't know. Maybe they're home, listening to the free music they get off EZ JACKSTER!

Penny Proud:
Everybody, can't be doing that?

Mr. Min:
Oh yeah, even my mother's doing it. AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, PENNY! AND THE EZ JACKSTER! IT AFFECTING EVERYBODY! LOOK! [points at store TV]

Marsha Mitsubishi:
Last weeks apprehension, of Penny Proud's has to turn millions of young people from trading music via EZ Jackster. In fact, more EZ Jacks as they are called, are joining the free music movement. As a result, record sells are down severally. One of the place hit hardest, is Wizard Kelly industries.

Various Character Voices:
She's right Wizard, we're down in the fourth quarter.

Wizard Kelly:
[changing into basketball uniform] Down in the fourth quarter? Well put me in the game and pass me the ball.

Marsha Mitsubishi:
[on a TV taken by repomen] Even world famous music artist like, Sir-Paid-A-Lot are changing their lifestyles

Sir-Paid-A-Lot:
Hey dawg. Not my big screen TV, you can't take that. I'm in the middle of watching the game. DAWG!

Marsha Mitsubishi:
The spiraling record sells are affecting all parts of society. Malls are empty, hair salons have closed. there isn't a signal citizen that EZ Jackster hasn't affect.

Oscar Proud:
[at Proud Snack factory] No records, no record release party, no record release party, no record release snack. BUT THESE BABIES ARE GOOD FOR MORE THEN EATING. YOU CAN STRIP PAINT WITH THEM, PAVE YOUR DRIVEWAY, EVEN RESOLE YOUR SHOES! THAT'S RIGHT, PROUD SNACKS!

Marsha Mitsubishi:
That's it for tonight, I'm Marsha Mitsubishi, and... [given papers] sigh, and I'm looking for a job too.

Penny Proud:
Daddy?

Mr. Min:
You, you did this, Penny. To all of us, it's all because of you.

Dijonay Jones:
Mm-hm, I tried to tell her

Mr. Min:
The only good thing about this is I have to fire you.

Dijonay Jones:
I'm gonna miss ya Boo.

Mr. Min:
You, too. Queen Latifah.

Dijonay Jones:
[sarcastic] Thanks a lot, Penny.

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