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[as Mr. Spaceman, operating the Rocket Ride] We are now passing over the Hawaiian Islands. Our flight plan will carry us to the recovery area 100 miles southeast of the Bahamas. We are starting our retro-rocket countdown: five, four, three, two, one, firing retro rockets! [presses button making rocket sound] We will be touching down in twenty minutes.
[whispering] I have to go to the bathroom.
We have just touched down!
[hands Roy a broom] Here you are. Now in the mornings you sweep all locker area and boiler room. In the afternoons, you wet down and mop. Now the top of the lockers should be kept... clean at all times. They'll be inspected by me personally daily at 1700 hours. Now in the morning when you...
Excuse me sir, uh, is this all sorta like, uh, part of the training program?
What training program?
THIS is your space: From there, to there, and I expect you to keep it clean Fleming! Now then...
You mean, I-I-I'm a, I'm a janitor?
Heheheheheheheeheh! Why of course not! My boy, you are a WB-1074 *apprentice* janitor!
[seaching his suit jacket pocket for his airplane ticket] I can't find my ticket!
You can't find your ticket? [fumbles in her purse] Oh, here it is, here's your ticket!
I was kind of hoping it was lost.
Maybe you can tell the pilot not to drive the plane too high?
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