The Rugrats Movie

Angelica:
You know, not all dogs go to heaven.

Tommy:
We're off the see the lizard.

Tommy:
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of yum!

Phil:
Thank Bob.

Lil:
Thank you, Bob.

Phil:
I didn't know she could fly.

Lil:
I think it's cause she's a witch.

Grandpa Lou:
In my day, we has plenty of fun just throwing rocks at each other. Big bag of dirt clods, that's what the kids want.

Drew:
What is it, huh, an electric sponge?

Stu:
Of course not! That was last year.

Stu:
Okay, so maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.

Rex Pester:
Young Tammy, Baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill, Little Chunky, and poor sweet Amelia all vanished without a trace.

Angelica:
They've taken Cynthia, Spike. Come on, you're gonna be my Butthound.

Igor:
[getting of circus train] Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys; I get us coffee.

Serge:
No, no, no, Igor, you stay and watch monkeys, and I get us coffee.

Igor:
Nyet! Monkeys watch you; I GET COFFEE!

Serge:
You know, I think coffee is better in St. Petersburg.

Igor:
Nyet, it is better in Kiev.

Serge:
No; it is better in St. Petersburg.

Igor:
Nothing is better in St. Petersburg!

Minka:
[after seeing the "Underwater Conversion Room"] She havink a BABY, not a gefilte fish!

Charlotte:
You know what they say: "Born under Venus, look for a..."

Charlotte:
Hello?

Chuckie:
Hey, you guys, help me! The monkeys is trying to take Tommy's brother!

Phil:
So?

Lil:
Uh-oh, Tommy, I think your brother's broked again.

Tommy:
Oh no! Dil, are you ok?

Phil:
I think he's gonna explode.

Dil:
Poopie.

Tommy:
What?

Dil:
[shouts] POOPIE!

Everyone:
EWW!

Tommy:
Well, I guess we'll have to change his diapie!

Phil:
What do you mean, "we?"

Phil:
Which way to the hospital?

Tommy:
We're not going to the hospital!

Chuckie:
We have to go somewhere.

[Stu is working on his latest invention to enter in a contest]

Drew:
What is it, huh, an electric sponge?

Stu:
Of course not! That was last year.

[Angelica appears wearing Sherlock Holmes clothes]

Angelica:
They've taken Cynthia, Spike. Come on, you're gonna be my Butthound.

Igor:
[gets off the circus train] Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys. I get us coffee.

Serge:
No, Igor. You stay and watch monkeys, and I get us coffee.

Igor:
Nyet! Monkeys watch you, I GET COFFEE!

[cut to inside the diner, both men are drinking coffee and eating donuts; their train is in the view of the window, as the monkeys climb out and on top of the train]

Serge:
I think coffee's better in St. Petersburg.

Igor:
No. It is better in Kiev.

Serge:
No. It's better in St. Petersburg.

Igor:
Nothing is better in St. Petersburg!

[Dil begins to grunt and grimace; his face has turned dark pink]

Lil:
Uh-oh, Tommy, I think your brother's broked again.

Tommy:
Oh no! Dil, are you ok?

Phil:
I think he's gonna explode.

Dil:
Poopie.

Tommy:
What?

Dil:
[shouts] POOPIE!

[A pooping sound can be heard]

Everyone:
EWW!

Tommy:
Well, I guess we'll have to change his diapie!

Phil:
What do you mean, "we?"