The Toy Soldiers

Jason:
I'd like to suck on them while I play Kong!

Wilson:
You're asking me to put my life on hold, because you want to hide.

Jason:
You must have been jerking like his little bro.

Elliot Harris:
She's so neat.

Jason:
She has her eyes set on that juiced dude. Want me to get the 411?

Jack Harris:
Now that that's done, what can you say about me that's not already known?

Steve:
So, is this where the guys come to do things with you?

Layla:
Ever feel like some people can't swear because they sound like an ass?

Steve:
I can't wiggle it when I piss sometimes.

Sean:
I knew I'd find you here dog - like your own little Hooker Avenue.

Elliot Harris:
She's my ma, man!

Jason:
Your mom is a loser, Elliot. It's bunk but true.

Jason:
Next thing, you're going to be putting on skates like all of the other sissies.

Elliot Harris:
We're not going to relive all of those years in one evening. We should just deal with the fact that after tonight, everything is going to change.

Elliot Harris:
Anyone ever tell you, you look like Molly Ringwald?

Angel:
Who's that?

Elliot Harris:
I'm an adult, so nobody owns me, you know?

Angel:
Do you like him?

Elliot Harris:
Who?

Angel:
Did I stutter?

Elliot Harris:
You make me uncomfortable.

Angel:
Why?

Elliot Harris:
Cuz.

Elliot Harris:
You're putting your fingers in the wrong holes.

Angel:
Oh... really?

Clyde Harris:
I'd die without you, Mary. I'd die without you.

Mary Harris:
He's right, I did fail. But it's not about talent. It's about luck.

Mary Harris:
You did well for yourself, little prick. Like a little prick would.

Layla:
Hoods in school call me a dog. I'm okay with being a dog.

Mary Harris:
Come on, Mary. Get it together. Do it for your babies.

Harold Beaver:
You know why I like you, Layla? You remind me of my mom.

Harold Beaver:
Roses are red, and red means sex, marriage, F#*%!

Clyde Harris:
You're my best friend, Mary. You're my only friend.

Sean:
That is one fugly looking tux there, Peeve. You look like a Smurf.

Layla:
Thanks for the meow ears.

Sean:
I heard from the dingleberry that your dick broke, Peeve?

Steve:
Layla is here with me, and I don't have to toss chickens on the ground to have her stay with my non-athletic asshole!