The Unholy Three

Professor Echo, the ventriloquist, aka Mrs. 'Granny' O'Grady:
You're makin' a play for that guy!

Rosie O'Grady:
Since when do you own me?

Tweedledee, the dwarf, aka Little Willie:
If you tip that boob off to who we are, I'll lay some lilies under your chin!

Rosie O'Grady:
Da-da! Da-da!

Professor Echo, the ventriloquist, aka Mrs. 'Granny' O'Grady:
Get rid of him! We're gonna pull that Arlington job tonight.

Rosie O'Grady:
Oh, I'm mad at Granny! She won't stay in bed!

Hector MacDonald:
Perhaps she wants to help us trim the tree.

Rosie O'Grady:
Yes, she'd love to do some trimming.

Professor Echo, the ventriloquist, aka Mrs. 'Granny' O'Grady:
[to the sideshow crowd] That's all there is in life, friends - a little laughter - a little tear.

Tweedledee, the dwarf, aka Little Willie:
[to Rosie] If you tip the bulls off to who we are, I'll lay some lilies under your chin.

Professor Echo, the ventriloquist, aka Mrs. 'Granny' O'Grady:
[about Regan] That dick has a line on us. We gotta think fast.

Professor Echo, the ventriloquist, aka Mrs. 'Granny' O'Grady:
[as Mrs. O'Grady commenting on Tweedledee in the guise of a baby] He's always been so fond of beads!

Dime Museum Announcer:
[introducing Hercules] Here! The mighty... marvelous... mastodonic model of muscular masculinity!

Dime Museum Announcer:
[Trying to entice the crowd into paying admission to see the shimmy dancer's complete act] See her do the dance that broke the sultan's thermometer.