The Waterboy

The Waterboy

The Waterboy is a 1998 film starring Adam Sandler as Bobby Boucher, a socially deprived water boy for the South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs. His coach soon discovers Bobby's talents as a linebacker because of his anger issues with his overprotective mother and how the football players walk all over him.

Year:
1998
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Professor:
Now, is there anyone here who can tell me why most alligators are abnormally aggressive?

Bobby:
[Quietly, to Derek] I know the answer to this question.

Derek:
Raise your hand.

Professor:
Anybody? Anyone? [points to Bobby] Yessee you, sir.

Bobby:
[standing up] Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.

[The entire class laughs as Bobby sits down next to an embarrassed Derek. Even the professor is laughing.]

Professor:
Mama says alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush? Wow!

[The class briefly laughs again]

Professor:
Is there anybody else? Yessee you, sir.

Student:
Alligators are agressive because of an enlargement - medulla oblongata. It's the sector of the brain that controls the aggressive behavor.

Professor:
That is correct! The medulla oblongata!

Bobby:
[starting to rise again] But mama say that-

Professor:
The medulla oblongata... [Bobby sits back down] ...is where anger, jealosy, and aggression come from. Now, is there anybody here who can tell me where happiness comes from?

[Bobby raises his hand again as Derek tries to push his hand down telling him no, but...too late. Professor has already seen it.]

Professor:
Alright. Let's here what mama has to say on the subject.

Bobby:
[rising again] Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

[Once again, everybody laughs]

Professor:
Well folks...mama's wrong again!

[Class laughs again]

Bobby:
No, Colonol Sanders, you're wrong. [Class goes "ooohhh..." on this, until...] Mama's right!

[The class breaks back into laughing. Bobby runs for the door.]

Bobby:
You're all wrong! Mama's right! Mama's right!

Professor:
Something's wrong with his medulla oblongata!

[Everyone continues laughing until an enraged Bobby knocks the professor to the ground, shocking everyone.]

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