The Wood

Mike:
Time was on crack today.

Mike:
Now, any other day time drags during the last period. But not today. Naw, time was on crack today!

Mike:
You would've sworn they were professors at Harvard. They had breath mints down to a science.

Stacey:
You think my sister a ho or somethin'? You think she a f***in' toy?

Young Mike:
Naw, man I think she purdy!

Young Roland:
You might f*** around and say some sh*t that'll get you shot.

Young Mike:
Shot?

Young Roland:
Shot? Ya know? Guns? Bang-bang? This nigga don't know nothin'!

Young Slim:
Ms. Hughes, what page fifteen on?

Lisa:
Ya'll must think I'm stupid like one of those Thelma & Louise b*tches!

Mike:
Nah, Nah----

Lisa:
Car broke down?! Tell that fool he could at least faced me like a man!

Mike:
But, But--

Lisa:
I'm not gon' cry! I'm not! I spent too much time on this damn make-up!

Mike:
Lisa, calm down...

Lisa:
I am calm!

Mike:
So then why are you yellin'?

Roland:
Man, why do you always do that? If you want the last piece, why did you ask me if I want the last piece?

Slim:
I didn't ask you. But the reason I asked Mike is the same reason you asked Lisa to marry you- it sounds nice, man.

Stacey's Date:
What happened to your rubbers? You had four. I counted. Now one's gone missing.

Stacey:
I don't know what you're talking about, babe.

Stacey's Date:
Who is she?

Stacey:
Who is who?

Stacey's Date:
The ho you f***in', that's who!

Stacey:
I ain't f***in' no ho but you!

“Make it last foreva girl you know”

Drunk Roland at Tonya house