Troy's Big Break

Troy Lawrence:
I'm so excited for you to play Rose.

Evie:
I'm not playing Rose.

Troy Lawrence:
Oh, who is?

Diane:
Oh, me!

Troy Lawrence:
Oh, you? Oh... um...

Diane:
I'm really excited to play this deaf character. I know it'll be challenging.

Troy Lawrence:
Um...

Evie:
I'm an ASL consultant.

Diane:
She's teaching me a lot. I learned a new sign! Turtle!

Flo:
Did you know you can burn off calories while f***ing someone?

Troy Lawrence:
Really?

Flo:
It's how I maintain my shape.

Betty:
Next person, what do you want?

Coffee Shop Customer:
Iced coffe...

Troy Lawrence:
I was only writing down three simple words: Large Iced Coffee, and you had to cut me? May I speak with the manager?

Betty:
I'm the manager.

Troy Lawrence:
What's your name?

Betty:
Betty.

Troy Lawrence:
Betty What?

Betty:
Betty White.

Troy Lawrence:
Like the Golden Girls' Betty White?

Betty:
I may be Betty White, but I'm not THE Betty White.

Troy Lawrence:
Okay, I don't care, I was only writing down three simple words. I lost my show to my ex-girlfriend.

Betty:
Sir?

Troy Lawrence:
I'm so mad right now.

Betty:
Sir? Do you need a hug?

Troy Lawrence:
No, give me my damn coffee!

Vivian Pierce:
I'll make an offer you cannot refuse.

Troy Lawrence:
I'm not going to sleep with you.

Vivian Pierce:
I'm sorry, but my gaydar for you just went up through the roof!