Two Guys & a Gal

Jeffery:
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

Diego:
You can just sit here and get really really really fat.

Diego:
I once watched this episode and this chick sat in her house and ate herself to 800 pounds.

Diego:
They had to call the fire department to haul her lard ass out the balcony.

Diego:
How's that ice cream?

Kc:
I don't do drugs... I only do benzos and amphetamines prescribed by my psychiatrist.