Unfinished Business

Mike Pancake:
I've never been on a business trip before. I'm pretty jacked. What do you guys do on them?

Dan Trunkman:
Can you not say your whole name today because the client can lose focus?...

Mike Pancake:
I'm Mike Pancake.

Jim Spinch:
What was your last name?

Mike Pancake:
Pancake

Jim Spinch:
Like breakfast?

Mike Pancake:
It's Greek.

Jim Spinch:
It's delicious.

Bill Whilmsley:
Yum.

Dan Trunkman:
The good news is that we landed a big deal and we're traveling to Germany to shake on it...

Chuck Portnoy:
Hey, Dan

Dan Trunkman:
You gotta be kidding me.

Dan Trunkman:
Hey, honey!

Susan Trunkman:
I miss you! My right hand's making little circles...

Dan Trunkman:
Speakerphone! That's what you're on.

Timothy McWinters:
Hi, Susan

Susan Trunkman:
Hi!

Mike Pancake:
I like to make circles too, on my bike.

Bill Whilmsley:
Dan, this is Chuck Portnoy, who you know, don't you?

Chuck Portnoy:
Those pants are so tight. Is that a crease?

Dan Trunkman:
No, I don't have a crease. Thank you!

Chuck Portnoy:
Slit?

Dan Trunkman:
No

Chuck Portnoy:
There's a space.

Dan Trunkman:
There is no space.

Chuck Portnoy:
There's actually space. It's alarming.

Dan Trunkman:
You're telling me we're bankrupt?

Timothy McWinters:
If we don't close this deal...

Dan Trunkman:
I just landed a huge deal for you and then you tell me that I'm going to take 5% less this year?

Chuck Portnoy:
You are replaceable.

Dan Trunkman:
You say that kind of stuff a lot and that's why Brian Peters wrote, 'you're a jackass' on your parking spot.

Brian Peters:
What the hell, Dan?...

Dan Trunkman:
That was one year ago. The next day I started my own company. I only have two employees. One's too old and one's too young.

Dan Trunkman:
The first rule is, show the client a good time. The second rule, forget all the other rules.

Timothy McWinters:
If we close this deal, I want to make love to a woman, wheelbarrow position.

Mike Pancake:
How is it a wheelbarrow?

Timothy McWinters:
One person's legs is being held up...

Mike Pancake:
Does that feel good?

Pretty German Girl:
No

Mike Pancake:
Maybe we should just try to do it normal. Maybe put me down when you get a chance...

Dan Trunkman:
I'm losing confidence in the team.

Dan Trunkman:
I'm next on the upgrade list... I would give you my seat but I've never been upgraded.

Soldier:
That's all right.

Dan Trunkman:
But I appreciate you. It is an honor to sit in front of you... Okay please, I'd like you to have this seat.

Dan Trunkman:
Well you're the little guy taking on the big guy.

Chuck Portnoy:
You're going to go up against me and Dynamic Systems?

Dan Trunkman:
We're going to be hard to beat.

Mike Pancake:
I lost my virginity! Twice!