Vampire Academy

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Lissa Dragomir:
Blood is family. Blood is pain. And blood is death.

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Rose Hathaway:
I don't know about you, but my school can get a little insane. Most of us stay up all night. And all of us think that we'll live forever... if we survive graduation, that is.

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Lissa Dragomir:
Um... thanks!

Rose Hathaway:
What are friends for?

Rose Hathaway:
A female - especially one who lives off of blood and magic - is going to have her mood swings.

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Kirova:
Rose Hathaway is wild, dangerous...

Dimitri Belikov:
Insubordinate.

Rose Hathaway:
[waves hands in front of her]Right here, folks. Right here.

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Aaron Drozdov:
[to Lissa] It's good to see you.

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Rose Hathaway:
How's that 'under the radar' plan working out, Highness?

Lissa Dragomir:
Not so much.

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Rose Hathaway:
[after punching Mia in the face] Everyone saw that I tried to take the high road. Sort of.

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Rose Hathaway:
I should probably point out that my bet friend, Lissa Dragomir, is a royal member of an ancient race. And, yeah, like most creatures with fangs, they live off blood. My name is Rose Hathaway and I've been sworn to protect the royal blood line with my life.

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Mia Rinaldi:
Back off, blood whore! He's mine now!

Lissa Dragomir:
God, I hate high school.

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Rose Hathaway:
You should know by now, with us, weird doesn't begin to cover it.

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Rose Hathaway:
I don't know what's going to happen tonight. At this point, I can't remember who loves us and who hates us. Let's make tonight our b*tch.

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Rose Hathaway:
When was the last time you ate?

Lissa Dragomir:
Are you sure about this?

Rose Hathaway:
Bon appetite.

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Rose Hathaway:
Are you nuts? What are you thinking? Trust me, you do not want to get a nose job in Montana!

Rose Hathaway:
Why can't you be like a normal teenage girl and dream about hot naked guys on unicorns?

Lissa Dragomir:
Does it have to be unicorns?

Rose Hathaway:
Of course not. It could be jet ski's, mechanical bulls, or... Why do you have a scary poster of an american ex-president?

Lissa Dragomir:
Well, you told me I needed to blend more into Oregano society.

Rose Hathaway:
We're in Oregon. You know you're completely hopeless as a human being, right?

Lissa Dragomir:
I'm still adjusting.

Rose Hathaway:
[Wakes up and finds herself handcuffed inside a car] [to Dimitri] Handcuffs? There's gotta be a compliment there somewhere.

Rose Hathaway:
Around fourth period, we Dhampir go off and learn fun new ways to maim and kill, while for the Moroi, it's magic time.

Rose Hathaway:
Damn, back to vampire academy.

Lissa Dragomir:
Please don't say vampire academy, you know how I feel about the "V" word.

Rose Hathaway:
Sorry, It's not like the drinking of blood is your main source of sustenance. Oh wait, that's exactly what it is.

Novice Punk Nick:
Dimitri is a guard. I hear he tracked them down to Oregon, and when Rose tried to put up a fight, he handed her ass.

Mason:
And what was left of that ass got chewed up by headmistress Kirova...

Rose Hathaway:
[Arriving to the conversation and interrupting Mason] Ooh, surely you have something more interesting to discuss than my ass.

Mason:
Your boobies?

Rose Hathaway:
[to Dimitri] How do you say "what a dick" in Russian?

Rose Hathaway:
Is that Jesse? The hot get hotter.

Natalie:
Yeah, Jesse's still the academy's number one wet dream boat.

Lissa Dragomir:
Ugh, he has a terrible personality.

Rose Hathaway:
Jesse has a personality? I didn't know. Don't judge a book by its content.

Lissa Dragomir:
You know this is a church right?

Rose Hathaway:
My seventeen-year-old foolishness, that was the past.

Dimitri Belikov:
It was an hour ago.

Rose Hathaway:
[Tries to tackle Dimitri but fails] What did I do wrong? I had you.

Dimitri Belikov:
The battle cry was your first mistake.

Rose Hathaway:
I lied, Lissa doesn't think that you're a creepy stalker, she actually likes you.

Christian Ozera:
Then why did you-?

Rose Hathaway:
Because I think that you're a creepy stalker and I actually don't like you.

Rose Hathaway:
I want to see the day six footage. I've had a rough night, don't make me crawl through a ventilator shaft and lower myself down into the security center on a wire.

Rose Hathaway:
God, the female - especially one who lives off of blood and magic - is going to have her mood swings. It is never the girl's fault, even when it is the girl's fault. No one ever explained that to you?

Christian Ozera:
You know, if you weren't so psychotic, you'd be fun to hang out with.

Rose Hathaway:
Same to you creep.

Lissa Dragomir:
That's your dress. That's the dress you were born to wear.

Rose Hathaway:
Lissa, we have more important things to do than sh- [looks at the dress] That is my dress.

Lissa Dragomir:
And that is your necklace.

Rose Hathaway:
That is my necklace.

Lissa Dragomir:
[Sees the price] Oh, that's not your necklace.

Rose Hathaway:
So not my necklace.

Jesse:
We're sorry.

Ray:
We didn't do anything with you that we said we did.

Rose Hathaway:
You're telling me something that never happened actually never happened? Thanks.

Guardian Gabriela:
Have you cleared this with Kirova?

Dimitri Belikov:
Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission.

Rose Hathaway:
Yeah, and I put a sedative in her ass.

Victor Dashkov:
Don't take this the wrong way Rose, but I probably should have killed you.

Rose Hathaway:
There's a compliment in there, somewhere.

Rose Hathaway:
It's funny. Your reasons for not loving me just... make me love you more.

Rose Hathaway:
[flips Dimitri onto ground] "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"