Welcome to the Rileys

Welcome to the Rileys

Welcome to the Rileys is a 2010 British-American independent drama film directed by Jake Scott, written by Ken Hixon, as well as starring Kristen Stewart, James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo. The film debuted at the 2010 Sundance Film Festival.

Genre: Drama
Production: Samuel Goldwyn Films/Destination Films
  2 wins & 3 nominations.
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Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
You alright?

Yeah I just can't stand on the street without the cops coming by me like I'm a f***ing crack whore.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
What happened?

I came here with this guy and he kept trying to stick it in my f***ing ass and I was like yo, pencil dick back the f*** up and he wouldn't! I went to piss and I came back out and my wallet's sitting on the bed and all my sh*t is everywhere and his car's gone and all I've got is f***ing shoes and like, I'm out 900 bucks!

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
900 dollars? Why in the hell would you carry that much money around with you?

Where else am I gonna keep it?

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
I don't know, in the bank?

What? I don't have a f***ing bank account! [looks at a guy in the hotel] And this f***ing a**hole won't give me the guy's address because he's friends with him! I'm gonna f***ing kill him! [throws shoes]

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
[holding Mallory back] Hey! What are you gonna do with his address?

I'm gonna go get my money back!

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
No you're not. You're either going to call the police or you're going to drop it.

[yelling] I can't call the police, Doug! Don't be so f***ing stupid just help me!

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Oh I'm stupid? You bring 900 dollars to a place like this and I'm stupid? You come here with a**holes from that club. That's stupid!

[running away] Okay I'm really f***ing stupid!

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Where are you going?

I'm gonna go turn some tricks and make my money back!

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
No, no you're not. Come on we're going home! [yells] Then go ahead! Go ahead then, Goddamn it!

[stops and starts crying] Okay. I mean, f***ing, everything. Always I'm like, my whole life. [cries harder] Forever. I mean forever.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
I know. [comforting her] I know. You're gonna be okay.

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