Wired

Arnie Fromson:
You can't abuse yourself like this.

John Belushi:
LOOK, I don't pay you to be my best friend. I don't ask you what you do after six o'clock, DON'T ASK ME. NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.

Angel:
I'm your guardian angel.

John Belushi:
Well you sure f***ed up...

John Belushi:
F*** YOU. Get the f*** outta here. If I see you in here again, I'll kill you.

John Belushi:
Vietnam, man!

John Belushi:
Society f***ed me over, like Lenny Bruce!

John Belushi:
I...

John Belushi:
BECAUSE I NEEDED IT!

John Belushi:
I had an unhappy childhood!

John Belushi:
Vietnam? Agent Orange?

John Belushi:
Society f***ed me over, like Lenny Bruce!

John Belushi:
Then I give up!

John Belushi:
BECAUSE I NEED IT! BECAUSE IT'S MINE! Cold bastard.

John Belushi:
So you're just gonna sit there and watch me die?

John Belushi:
Hey, that's Arnie! That's my manager, Arnie Fromson! And he's with Woodward... Bob f***ing Woodward! I can't believe it! I've always wanted to meet that guy! Hey, Arnie! Arnie! Hey Arnie! Arnie! What's Arnie talking to Bob Woodward? I can't believe it, Bob Woodward! I used to do that guy!

Angel:
Now he's doing you.

John Belushi:
What'd you mean?

Angel:
He's gonna be your Biographer.

John Belushi:
My biographer? Bob Woodward? I'll go down in history!

Angel:
Yeah! He gonna do for your what he did for Nixon.

John Belushi:
Nixon?

Angel:
Gonna call the book "Wired". He's gonna trash your good name, Hemo, from here to...

John Belushi:
I'm f***ed.

John Belushi:
The lips! You forgot the lips! Kiss these lips! Please, I'll even marry you!

Judy Belushi:
What did you say?

John Belushi:
I don't know, I never said that before.

Judy Belushi:
Do you mean it?

John Belushi:
Why don't you come closer and I'll show you...