Wonders in Letterland

T-Shirt:
Oh crumbs, I forgot about T-Bag's teabag.

T-Bag:
Me, the High T. Defeated and humiliated by a mere snip of a girl. I can't stand the indigni-T.

T-Bag:
My big, burly buddy from the land of B will block your way. You'd be well advised to be on your bike.

T-Shirt:
Blooming back home where you belong!

T-Bag:
Toasted Teacakes!

T-Shirt:
Something wrong with the tea?

T-Bag:
Something wrong with a B, that bungling, boneheaded buffoon!

T-Bag:
I try, I do my best. I'm only inhuman, I can't do anymore.

T-Bag:
Where is she? Wait till I get my hands on her! I've bone to pick with that girl.

T-Shirt:
Yeah, a T-bone.

T-Bag:
I'm in no mood for your pathetic jokes, T-Shirt. Stop acting like a child.

T-Shirt:
But I am a child!

T-Bag:
That's no excuse.

T-Bag:
Well, looks as if the game's over and you've lost. Well, serves you right for being a nosy parker smarty pants interfering little busy body. Goodbye!

Polar Pete:
Perishing penguins, your poor little hand is positively frozen. My place, post haste. Come along.

T-Bag:
Iced cake and crackers! She's too smart for her own good, that girl.

T-Shirt:
She's incredible.

T-Bag:
Yes. Incredibly irritating.

Debbie:
[gasps] T-Bag!

T-Shirt:
And me!

Debbie:
And T-Shirt.

T-Shirt:
Thanks.

T-Bag:
Shortcake and sugar cubes! She must be searching for the missing S under the sea.

T-Shirt:
I smell trouble!

T-Bag:
[after taking a sip of tea] Got any goodies worth gobbling?

T-Shirt:
No, but I could soon magic up a cake for you.

T-Bag:
Hm, don't think I'll risk it.

T-Bag:
Spotty! Spotty! I'll give her a spot the size of a sausage on the end of her silly nose!

Skipper McKipper:
You've heard of the great white whale, Moby Dick?

Debbie:
Oh, yes.

Skipper McKipper:
Well, we were after the great speckly whale , Spotty Dick.