Zathura

Danny:
[to Walter] You're such a dick.

Danny:
[card reads 'Flunk Space Academy, Go Back 2 Spaces'] I'm not even going to comment on that.

(Little) Walter:
Times change.

(Little) Walter:
(to a robot) Bring me a juice box, bee-yotch!

(Little) Walter:
Everything's your fault, it's your fault Mom and Dad got divorced!

(Little) Walter:
Still think I have gorgeous eyes?

(Little) Walter:
How could you piece my accident? It's stuck to the game. That's impossible, you cheated!

Astronaut (Big Walter):
(pointing at Danny) Danny spun me.

(Danny and Walter are discussing things, not noticing a surviving Zorgon coming down the stairs behind them)

Danny:
Hey, where's Lisa?

(Danny's piano suddenly crashes down the stairs and flattens the Zorgon. Lisa is revealed to have been the one to push it)

Lisa:
Lisa, is upstairs!

Patrick Star:
[on TV, laughing at the bubble elephant] It's a giraffe!

[Danny laughs until Walter changes the channel]

Danny:
Hey! I was watching that! Can't we watch SpongeBob?

Walter:
No!

Danny:
You used to like it.

Walter:
Times changed.

Danny:
Trader sauce!

Danny:
I'm hungry.

Walter:
What do you want me to do about it?

Danny:
Make me macaroni and cheese.

Walter:
I don't know how.

Danny:
I'm hungry. What do you know how to make?

Walter:
Water.

Walter, Danny:
Lisa, no wait, Lisa!

Danny:
Oh man!

Walter:
Wait I didn't I count, wait lemme go. [to push go the game stuck] It's stuck!

Danny:
Maybe we have to take turns.

Walter:
YOU'RE DEAD!!

Danny:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Walter:
[card reads 'Caught Cheating, Automatic Ejection'] Does this mean me?

Danny:
Well, you did move the piece.

Walter:
Well, he's the one who chea... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! [flies up out through the hole in the house's roof and gets sucked into space and one of Walter's Cool Nike sneakers falls off]

Danny:
Walter! [astronaut gets the turbo-jet-pack] Hang on, Walter! I'll save you!

Walter:
Help!

Danny:
[runs up the stairs] Hang on, Walter! I'll save you!

Walter:
Help!

Danny:
Wait a minute! I got an idea! [Walter hangs on by his fingertips and Danny gets the lamp]. I'm going to swing this lamp up to you and you grab it and I'll pull you down.

Walter:
I can't hang on any longer! [He's gonna slip off.]

Danny:
[throws the lamp and breaks it] Don't worry! I'll get another lamp!

Walter:
[slips off] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Astronaut:
[comes with a turbo-jet-pack on his back] Stand back! [blasts off to get Walter down.]

Danny:
[waiting for Walter to come down] Walter! [looking at the hole] Walter! Oh no! [astronaut got Walter down] You okay? Are you okay?

Walter:
Get away from me!

Danny:
Sorry! [gives the other shoe to Walter]

Walter:
Don't talk to me 'til we get home! [puts his other shoe on]

Walter:
Yes, you ARE a baby.

Danny:
I'm not a baby!

Walter:
You're a baby!

Astronaut:
Noboby is a baby here!

Danny:
I'm not a baby!

Walter:
You are little baby!

Danny:
[really freaking out] I'M NOT A BABY--! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Astronaut:
JEEZ! It won't stop! Please... OK, let's play the game!

Walter:
Fine! Won't stop spinning?

Danny:
What's wrong with it?

Walter:
You broke it.

Danny:
[to Walter - by the turn off the game system] Hey!

Walter:
[to Danny] Dad said no video games.

Danny:
He did not. Fine...

Robot:
[Breaks trough the door] EMERGENCY!

Zorgons:
[all growling]

Robot:
ALIEN LIFE-FORM MUST DESTROY!

Walter:
He still wants to kill me! [robot started to grab his neck]

Danny:
Use the reprogram card, quick!

Walter:
[holds the card to the robot] Reprogram!

Robot:
[repair bot appear to fix the robot and shut it down, and turn back on, and the robot let go walter's neck] ALIEN LIFE-FORM! [zorgons growling] MUST DESTROY! [used his jet booster to chase them, Danny and Walter follow them, the Zorgons trying to escape to their battleship and the robot used his jet booster again to attack their battleships] ALIEN LIFE-FORM MUST DESTORY! [Zorgon's 2nd battleship explodes while the robot still attacking]

Walter:
So I guess that is what the reprogram card is for!

Danny:
I like that card.

[The boys have just returned from the Zathura world, Danny has his finger at the Go button on the board]

Walter:
Don't push the button!

Danny:
[Walter goes turned off the game system] HEY!

Walter:
Dad said, "No video games.".

[Last Lines]

Lisa:
We'll never talk about this [Zathura], agreed?

Walter:
Still think I have gorgeous eyes? [Lisa stares at Danny and Walter, who laughs]

Danny:
IT'S THE BLACK HOLE!!!! ZATHURA IS A BLACK HOLE!!!

Dad:
By the way, it makes me uncomfortable when you say "hooking up".

Lisa:
Why? It's not like it means anything.

Dad:
Hope it doesn't.

Lisa:
It doesn't. It's just an expression.

Dad:
I hope it is.

Lisa:
It is! God! We never should've have rented Thirteen!

A new adventure from the world of Jumanji.

Adventure is waiting.

Danny:
[to Walter, after he turns off the game Danny was playing on the PlayStation 2.] Hey!

Walter:
[to Danny] Dad said no video games.

Danny:
He did not. Fine.

[Walter changes the channel to SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Bubblestand".]

Patrick Star:
[on TV, laughing at the bubble elephant] It's a giraffe!

[Danny laughs until Walter changes the channel]

SportsCenter Announcer:
This is SportsCenter!

Danny:
Hey! I was watching that!

SportsCenter Announcer:
It is Oakland. It is Boston. It is Manny Ramirez.

Danny:
Can't we watch SpongeBob?

Walter:
No.

Danny:
You used to like it.

Walter:
Times change.

Danny:
Tarter sauce. I'm hungry.

Walter:
So, what do you want me to do about it?

Danny:
Make me macaroni and cheese.

Walter:
I don't know how.

Danny:
I'm hungry. What do you know how to make?

Walter:
Water.

Danny:
How about you and me play catch?

Walter:
No. [Danny accidentally his Walter in the face with a baseball for revenge after he won't leave on SpongeBob and turning off his video game.] YOU'RE DEAD!! [jumps off the chair and angrily chases after Danny]

Danny:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Walter:
[looking for him] Danny. Where are you? Danny. Where are you, Danny? [Danny hides in the dumbwaiter] Danny. Where are you? [he finds him hiding in there] There you are.

Danny:
I said I was sorry. [Walter starts to lower him down to the basement] Don't. No. Don't do that, it's not funny.

Walter:
You'll be safe in here until dad gets back.

Danny:
You're just jealous, because dad thinks I'm smarter than you! I didn't mean that. [He continues lowering him down to the basement] Walter, no! Pull me up! Don't!

Walter:
What's the matter, Danny?

Danny:
Pull me up!

Walter:
Not still scared of the basement, are you?

Danny:
Walter! No, Walter! It's not funny! No! Pull me up! WALTER!

Walter:
3-YEAR-OLD'S ARE SCARED OF BASEMENTS!

Walter and Danny:
Lisa, no wait, Lisa!

Danny:
Oh, man!

Walter:
Wait, that one didn't count. Let me go again. [tries to push the GO button, but it's jammed] It's stuck!

Danny:
Maybe we have to take turns. [pushes button and number on panel spins] See, it was my turn.

Walter:
We'll figure it out later. Go.

Danny:
No.

Walter:
Go.

Danny:
NO!

Walter:
GO!

Danny:
[reads card] "Rest on standing AstroTurf."

Walter:
What?

Danny:
"Rest on standing AstroTurf."

Walter:
Let me read it.

Danny:
No, I know how to read. I know how to read!

Walter:
Let me read it! God. [reads the card] "Rescue stranded astronaut."

Danny:
What stranded astronaut?

Walter:
I guess there's gonna be some stranded astronaut or some--

Walter:
Hang on a second. Something's wrong.

Astronaut:
What?

Walter:
[to Danny] I was ahead of you.

[Astronaut looks to Danny]

Danny:
Somebody must have kicked the board?

Walter:
[angrily] No, nobody kicked the board. You cheated!

Danny:
No I didn't.

Walter:
You cheated! I knew you were gonna cheat!

Astronaut:
"Cheater's" a strong word.

Walter:
YOU CHEATED!!

Danny:
I DIDN'T CHEAT!

Astronaut:
Guys, guys, please. Bring it down. Indoor voices. Now, did you move the piece?

Danny:
Maybe... I moved the piece... by an accident.

Astronaut:
Okay. It was an accident.

Walter:
How can you move the piece by accident if it's stuck to the game?! That's impossible! You cheated!

Astronaut:
No, no, no, let's not use that word. No, stop saying cheated.

Walter:
You cheated! Cheater!!!

Danny:
I DIDN'T CHEAT!

Astronaut:
Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Okay? Now, where did you move from?

Danny:
[pointing to his rocket ship] I was right here.

Walter:
No, you weren't! You were back there!

Danny:
Nuh-uh.

[Walter moves Danny's ship back to the same spot where he spun the astronaut]

Astronaut:
Okay, care-- careful.

Walter:
God.

Astronaut:
Okay, it's fixed.

Walter:
You're such a baby.

Danny:
I'm not a baby.

Astronaut:
[overlapping Walter and Danny] Slow down, slow down, slow down.

Walter:
Yes, you are a baby!

Danny:
I'm not a baby!

Walter:
You're a baby!

Astronaut:
[trying to stop Walter and Danny's argument] Nobody is a baby here.

Danny:
I'm not a baby!

Walter:
[yelling] You're a little baby!

Danny:
[freaking out] I'M NOT A BABY! AAIIGGH--!!

Astronaut:
[covering Danny's mouth, stopping the argument] JEEZ! It won't stop! Please! Okay, let's play the game.

Walter:
[annoyed] Fine. [pushes the "Go" button, but the number on the panel keeps spinning] Won't stop spinning.

Danny:
What's wrong with it?

Walter:
You broke it.

Astronaut:
[sees yellow card] Oh, look. There's the card. See? It fixed itself.

Walter:
[reads card] "CAUGHT CHEATING Automatic ejection"? Does it mean me?

Danny:
Well, you did move the piece.

Walter:
[points to Danny] He's the one who cheated. AAAAAIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! [flies up out through the hole in the house's roof and gets sucked into space while screaming, and one of Walter's Nike sneakers falls off]

Danny:
Walter! [astronaut gets the turbo-jet-pack] [runs up the stairs] Hang on, Walter! I'll save you!

Walter:
Help!

Danny:
Wait a minute! I got an idea! [Walter hangs on by his fingertips and Danny gets the lamp] I'm going to swing this lamp up to you and you grab it and I'll pull you down.

Walter:
I CAN'T HANG ON ANY LONGER! [He's gonna slip off.]

Danny:
[throws the lamp and breaks it] Don't worry! I'll get another lamp!

Walter:
AAAAAAAIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHH! [slips off]

Astronaut:
[comes with a turbo-jet-pack on his back] Stand back! [blasts off to get Walter down]

Danny:
[waiting for Walter to come down] Walter! [looking at the hole] Walter! Oh, no! [astronaut got Walter down] You okay? Are you okay?

Walter:
Get away from me.

Danny:
Sorry. [gives the other shoe to Walter]

Walter:
Don't talk to me 'til we get home. [puts his other shoe on]

Robot:
[breaks trough the door] EMERGENCY! [The Zorgons all growl] ALIEN LIFE-FORM MUST DESTROY!

Walter:
He still wants to kill me! [robot grabs his neck]

Danny:
Use the card, quick!

Walter:
[holds the card to the robot] "REPROGRAM"!

Robot:
[repair bot appears to fix the robot and shuts it down and turns back on. The robot then lets go of Walter's neck] ALIEN LIFE-FORM! [Zorgons growling] MUST DESTROY! [uses his jet booster to chase them, Danny and Walter follow them, the Zorgons try to escape to their battleship and the robot uses his jet booster again to attack their battleships] ALIEN LIFE-FORM MUST DESTROY! [Zorgon's second battleship explodes while the robot is still attacking the first one causing it to roll around]

Walter:
Guess that's what the "REPROGRAM" card's for.

Danny:
I like that card.

Walter:
It's a good card.

[Danny and Walter are discussing about the "REPROGRAM" card, not noticing a surviving Zorgon coming down the stairs behind them]

Danny:
Where's Lisa?

[Danny's piano suddenly crashes down the stairs and flattens the Zorgon. Lisa is revealed to have been the one to push it]

Lisa:
Lisa... is upstairs!

Astronaut:
What fell?! Little excessive, but I like it. Come on.

[last lines]

Lisa:
We never speak of this, okay?

Walter:
Never happened.

Danny:
Never happened.

Walter:
Still think I have gorgeous eyes? [Lisa stares at Danny and Walter, who laugh]

Danny:
Walter.

Walter:
What? [they start tackling each other for a second and run straight to their mom's car, and their bike comes down after being up in space, ending the movie]