Fifty Shades of Grey2015

Christian Grey:
I thought that was you!

Anastasia Steele:
What the?

Christian Grey:
What a pleasant surprise, Miss Steele.

Anastasia Steele:
Just Ana. [clears throat] Just Ana. You're in here?

Christian Grey:
I was in the area on business. Needed to pick up a few things.

Anastasia Steele:
Yeah! What can I help you with?

Christian Grey:
Do you stock cable ties?

Anastasia Steele:
Cable ties, yes we do. I can show you if you want.

Christian Grey:
Please lead the way, Miss Steele.

Anastasia Steele:
Just Ana. Is that it?

Christian Grey:
Masking tape.

Anastasia Steele:
Are you redecorating?

Christian Grey:
No.

Anastasia Steele:
Um, we have two inch and one inch, but the truly respecting handyman will have both in his toolbox.

Christian Grey:
Of course he will.

Anastasia Steele:
It's rare to find a connoisseur these days. Do you want anything else?

Christian Grey:
Yes. Rope. [watches Ana] That's impressive. You a girl scout?

Anastasia Steele:
Um, no. Organized group activities aren't really my thing.

Christian Grey:
So what is your thing?

Anastasia Steele:
I don't know. Books? Okay... rope, tape, cable ties. You're the complete serial killer.

Christian Grey:
Not today.