Happy Endings2005

[first lines]

Charley:
[chasing Mamie] Wait! Wait!

Woman Driver:
[hits Mamie] My God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I didn't see her! I didn't see her!

Charley:
Oh my God!

Woman Driver:
Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I didn't see her!

Charley:
Do you have a cell? Call 911!

Woman Driver:
Oh God.

Passerby:
Hey, is she all right?

Charley:
I don't know.

Woman Driver:
[on phone] 911? Yes, hurry, we need an ambulance quick.

Title Card:
She's not dead. / No one dies in this movie, not on-screen. It's a comedy, sort of.