Waiting for Guffman

     

Waiting for Guffman1996

Stars: Deborah Theaker, Michael Hitchcock, Scott Williamson, Larry Miller
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 84 minutes

Waiting for Guffman is a 1997 American mockumentary comedy film written by Christopher Guest and Eugene Levy, and directed by Guest. The film's ensemble cast (who improvised their dialogue based on Guest and Levy's story) includes Guest, L… more »


Ron Albertson:
I had to have penis reduction surgery.

Dr. Allan Pearl:
Penis *reduction*?

Sheila:
I said to him, "Ron, you've gotta do something!" And he says to me, "Well, why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?"

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