Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed

Jeff Foxworthy: Totally Committed1998

Jeff Foxworthy:
I love those little girls. And I am amazed at how smart they are. My oldest one, on her fifth birthday, got a computer. Not only got a computer, can use it! Do you remember what we got when we turned five? That little wooden paddle with the rubber band and the red ball on the end of it? That was a brain builder, wasn't it?

[mimicking using a paddle ball, running around the stage]

Jeff Foxworthy:
One, two, three, four! One, two, three! One, two! You'd play with it about five times, the rubber band would snap, the ball would fly across the room, break something, and you'd get a spanking with the paddle!

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