Malice in Wonderland2009

Caterpillar:
Watchya lookin' for?

Alice:
Uh, a pick me up...?

Caterpillar:
5-3-5 and 2-6 and 1. Lucky eyes here now. Before delivery is done.

Alice:
What? Mister...?

Caterpillar:
Trapped, Mister. See this eye? I'm no pillar, I'm a cat. Post man chiller is where I'm at. [Snickers]

Alice:
[Sirens go off as police approach] I think it's the police. [Alice get's pulled into the car] What are you doing?

Caterpillar:
Saving your ass from the SPG. Them mothers will lock you down and trow away the key.

Alice:
I haven't done anything.

Caterpillar:
Tell it to the judge. The sentence is life and they don't budge. My hooker, she's a looker. Hit me scratch and I even let you.

Alice:
Pleased to meet you.

Hooker:
Policemen here is not to be trusted. Step out of line and, pow.

Caterpillar:
You is busted. [Snickers]

Hooker:
What about you, babe?

Alice:
London, a cabby said he'd take me, but then he disappeared. He didn't seem honest. He isn't, as I feared.

Caterpillar:
Affective wit a rhyme! Check it out now, Don Jon. [Skids car sideways]

Hooker:
Next stop, Louis street. Number 31. 2 first class for a Jon named Jon.

Alice:
Seems a little late to deliver the post.

Caterpillar:
Encontrar, now's when folks need it most.

Hooker:
Baby you got e-mail.

Alice:
You sell drugs?

Hooker:
In a ride.

Caterpillar:
Not a pill on the planet I don't know and you can't buy.

Alice:
Uh, well, these don't seem to be working and I need to get my memory back from where it is lurking.

Caterpillar:
'For Your Hear' B*TCH! That's a heavy pop.

Hooker:
You better see a doc before you open up the top.