Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic2005

Stars: Sarah Silverman, Brian Posehn, Laura Silverman, Bob Odenkirk
Genre: Comedy, Documentary, Music
Rating: NOT RATED
Runtime: 72 minutes

Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic is a 2005 comedy written by and starring Sarah Silverman, directed by Liam Lynch and distributed by Roadside Attractions. The movie is a concert film consisting of 72 minutes of clips taken from Silverman's previous … more »

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[Sarah Silverman is visiting her friends, who are boasting about their latest creative achievements]

Friend:
So then I said, "Shut up, you stupid twat."

Friend:
[petting her dog] Oh, my God.

Friend:
I know. And then I'm like, Oh, f***, what did I just do? But then the audience loved it! They went nuts, and she looked like an idiot. Like, they were all like, "She is a stupid twat that should shut up!"

Friend:
That's awesome.

Friend:
So it felt really good. So that's on the record.

Friend:
You'll sell, like, so many more copies because you called someone a stupid twat on it.

Friend:
[laughing] Who knows? I'm just glad I have a record out finally.

Friend:
Oh, that's so good! So good.

Friend:
Rob Zombie's producing it. It's crazy.

Friend:
Wow!

[We get our first close-up of Sarah:
smiling, interested, but uneasy; exactly the expression of someone who is jealous because she has no news of her own]

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