Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic2005

[At her friends' home, Sarah has just lied and told her friends that she will be performing a musical show about the Holocaust and AIDS]

Friend:
Oh, my God, that sounds exhausting.

[Sarah lolls her tongue out in fake exhaustion again]

Sarah Silverman:
I know! It's a real opus, you know?

Friend:
When are you doing it?

Sarah Silverman:
Um - you know what? Tonight. And it's actually tonight, so...

[She stands, and her friends look shocked]

Sarah Silverman:
...I'd better skedaddle.

Friend:
Right now?

Sarah Silverman:
Yeah. I've got a bunch of stuff to do, pre, uh, pre-pro.

Friend:
But could we come see it?

Friend:
Yeah!

Friend:
I want to see it!

Sarah Silverman:
Ah, sh*t! It's sold out! It's totally sold out. Every seat. I know! It sucks.

Friend:
What if we just hang backstage and watch from the wings or something?

Friend:
Yeah. Can't we just... be backstage?

[Sarah tries to hide her look of terror]

Sarah Silverman:
Ummm.

Friend:
We could just stand by the curtains. We'll be quiet.

Sarah Silverman:
I can't... think... why not. Umm...

Friend:
So, what, will you let us know?

Sarah Silverman:
Yeah, sure, definitely! I'm psyched, I'm totally psyched! Um, so I'll see you guys tonight!