Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic2005

Stars: Sarah Silverman, Brian Posehn, Laura Silverman, Bob Odenkirk
Genre: Comedy, Documentary, Music
Rating: NOT RATED
Runtime: 72 minutes

Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic is a 2005 comedy written by and starring Sarah Silverman, directed by Liam Lynch and distributed by Roadside Attractions. The movie is a concert film consisting of 72 minutes of clips taken from Silverman's previous … more »

[the show is over, and Sarah retreats to her room backstage. She eats a grape from the lavish spread - fruits, cakes, and other nice things - that the producers have laid out for her. She is just relaxing when a knock comes at the door. Her friends from the beginning of the movie burst in, all smiles]

Friend:
Hi! Oh my God, you were so great!

Sarah Silverman:
Thank you.

Friend:
That was awesome.

Friend:
That was amazing. That was, like, all new material.

Sarah Silverman:
Mm.

Friend:
And rape, and AIDS, and the Holocaust, just like you said.

Friend:
Just like you said! It was so...

Friend:
Cool.

Sarah Silverman:
Well.

Friend:
You must be so proud of yourself.

Sarah Silverman:
I am.

Friend:
That is so great.

[looking around the room, which has a rich, dark red curtain and fine pillows on the couch, as well as a large mirror and fresh foods]

Friend:
Wow, look at this, this is so pretty!

Sarah Silverman:
Mm.

[the friends begin staring at Sarah's spread of food]

Friend:
It's so beautiful. Oh, my God.

Friend:
What a spread!

Sarah Silverman:
Do you guys want something?

[the camera focuses on a large cake and small pastries]

Friend:
I'm so hungry, actually. I'm starving.

Friend:
Yeah, I'm dying.

Sarah Silverman:
This is, like, my dinner.

[Sarah gives them a small bottle of water which she had earlier rejected. They take it with disappointment]

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