You Nazty Spy!1940

Mr. Ixnay:
We've come here to offer you the greatest opportunity of your life.

Moe:
You mean you'll let us paper the living room?

Mr. Ixnay:
No, no, no. You're through with papering. My partners and I are going to make you Dictator of Moronica.

Moe:
Dictator? What does a Dictator do?

Mr. Ixnay:
A Dictator? Why, he makes love to beautiful women, drinks champagne, enjoys life and never works. He makes speeches to the people promising them plenty, gives them nothing and takes everything. *That's* a Dictator.

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal:
Hmph, a parasite. That's for me.