Zoolander

     

Zoolander2001

Director: Ben Stiller
Stars: Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Christine Taylor, Will Ferrell
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 90 minutes

Zoolander is a 2001 American comedy film directed by Ben Stiller and starring Stiller, Owen Wilson and Will Ferrell. The film contains elements from a pair of short films directed by Russell Bates and written by Drake Sather and Stiller for the VH1 … more »


J.P. Prewitt:
The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders?

Derek Zoolander:
Mugatu!

J.P. Prewitt:
Slaves Derek. So they hired John Wilkes Booth to do Mr. Lincoln in. The first model/actor! Dallas. 1963. John F. Kennedy.

Matilda:
Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model.

J.P. Prewitt:
You're God damn right he wasn't, but the two lookers who capped Kennedy from the Grassy Knoll sure as sh*t were!

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