Ted2012

[from trailer]

Ted:
I met a girl; she's a cashier.

John:
No way! That's awesome! We should f***in' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name?

Ted:
White trash name. Guess.

John:
Mandy.

Ted:
Nope.

John:
Marilyn.

Ted:
Nope.

John:
Brittany?

Ted:
Nope.

John:
Tiffany.

Ted:
Nope.

John:
Candace.

Ted:
Nope.

John:
Don't f*** with me on this! I know this sh*t!

Ted:
Do you see me f***in' with you? I'm completely serious.

John:
Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you f***in' buzz it, okay? You got me?

Ted:
You do it. I will tell you. Yeah.

John:
Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, f***in' *Becky*?

Ted:
No.

John:
Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?

Ted:
*Yes*.

John:
Oh, I got you, motherf***er! I got you! [Ted laughs] Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn...

Ted:
Tami-Lynn.

John:
[Exasperated] *F****!