Ted

     

Ted2012

Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: R
Runtime: 106 minutes

Ted is a 2012 American comedy film about a man whose wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true. Now he must decide between keeping the relationship with the teddy bear or his girlfriend. more »


Donny:
You know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw you on television. And I thought you were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."

Ted:
Can you just email me the rest of this story?

Donny:
And I was so heartbroken. And I promised myself that if I ever had a son, I would never, ever, ever say no to him. Ever.

Ted:
Maybe "no" to a Snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt.

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