Ted2012

Ted:
Listen. You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori.

John:
There's no putting things right. She f***ing hates me.

Ted:
No, John. We can... We can get her back. Look, you remember when you were 10, and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun? And then when we saw it fall from the tree, we both started crying, you remember? And then we ran up to it and we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life. John, we could do that again.

John:
Ted, we crushed its ribcage and blew out its lungs trying to give it CPR. It died.