Ted2012

Ted:
All right, kid, you win. We'll do it your way. What do you want to do? You want to play a game? It's playtime, right? We'll play a game.

Robert:
Yeah, I want to play a game.

Ted:
Good, good. Uh, all right. Let's see. How about... How about we play a little game of hide and seek?

Robert:
I love hide and seek. I'll hide.

Ted:
Wait now, hang on a sec, there. Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-F***?

Robert:
Okay, you hide first.

Ted:
Great. Fantastic. Okay, now you count to a hundred, and then you try to find me, okay?

Robert:
Okay. Uh, do I need to wash my hands before I play this game?

Ted:
No. That's a weird f***ing question. No, just start counting.