The Birdcage1996

Albert:
Could you tell them I was a relative who dropped in? Val's Uncle? Uncle Al?

Armand:
What's the point? You'd be Val's gay Uncle Al.

Albert:
Oh, I could play it straight!

Armand:
Oh please, look at you! Look at the way you're holding your glass! Look at your pinky! Look at your posture!

Albert:
What? What about you? You're obviously not a cultural... whatever it is. You've never been to a museum, and you eat like a pig!

Armand:
Albert, these people are right-wing conservatists. They don't care if you're a pig, they just care if you're a fag!... Ah, f*** 'em! Of course you can pass as an uncle!