National Lampoon's Animal House

National Lampoon's Animal House1978

Director: John Landis
Stars: John Belushi, Tim Matheson, John Vernon, Verna Bloom, Tom Hulce
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 109 minutes

National Lampoon's Animal House is a 1978 film about a misfit group of fraternity boys who take on the system at their college. more »

Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it.

Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You f***ed up. You trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.

[crying] That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?!

I'll tell you what. I'll swear you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but, you parked it out back last night and this morning, it was gone. D-Day takes care of the wreck. We report it to the police. Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car.

Will that work?

Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Bluto gives Flounder a six-pack.

You better listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre-med.

Otter and Bluto shake hands.

There you go now, just leave everything to me.

D-Day fires up his blow-torch and laughs.

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