The Faculty

The Faculty1998

Stars: Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall, Laura Harris, Josh Hartnett
Genre: Horror, Sci-Fi
Rating: R
Runtime: 104 minutes

The Faculty is a 1998 American science fiction teen horror film written by Kevin Williamson, directed by Robert Rodriguez, and starring Elijah Wood, Josh Hartnett, Shawn Hatosy, Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall, Laura Harris, Robert Patrick, Bebe Neuwi… more »



Miss Burke:
Zeke, you cannot conduct personal business on school property.

[Zeke sits down on his car]

Zeke:
Well, Miss Burke, we have a problem because I'm sitting on my car and that's my property.

Miss Burke:
Well I've had complaints from several students that you've sold them mind-altering substances. Now do you wanna talk to me about it, or take it up with Principal Drake?

Zeke:
You're too tense, Miss Burke. But I've got just the thing for ya.

Miss Burke:
You know, Zeke, I am the authority figure here, it's time you realized that.

Zeke:
Helps relief from blockage caused by dietary stress: Chocolate flavored laxatives.

Miss Burke:
You know Zeke, if you applied just 5 percent of that intellect to your studies...

Zeke:
Not a chocolate lover, huh?

Miss Burke:
...you could've made up your finals last summer and you wouldn't have had to repeat your senior year.

Zeke:
Not a chocolate lover, huh? How about this: Condoms. Magnum Sized. And they're cherry flavored. C'mon... they're on me.

Miss Burke:
That's so rude.

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