The Fan1996

Bobby Rayburn:
At least you're not one of those diehard, you know, baseball fans, you know, really.

Gil Renard:
Why's that?

Bobby Rayburn:
Because those guys are losers.

Gil Renard:
Aren't the fans what it's all about?

Bobby Rayburn:
Sheee-it! I'll tell you something, man, the fans are like women. When you're hitting, they love you, and when you're not, they just as soon spit on you as look at you!

Gil Renard:
Why is that?

Bobby Rayburn:
Because they don't know whether you're the same person when you're hitting or not.