Cars 22011

Stephenson:
[is traveling to Porta Cosa, carrying Finn, Holley, and Mater] Finn, one hour to Porta Cosa.

Finn McMissile:
[inside one of the cars] Thank you, Stephenson.

[a robot arm screws an orange light on top of Mater]

Holley Shiftwell:
Yeah, I think that should just about do it. [presses a button on a control panel and backs away from it]

Finn McMissile:
Perfect.

Holley Shiftwell:
So, Mater, it's voice-activated. But you know, everything's voice-activated these days.

Mater:
What? I thought you's supposed to be making me a dee-sguise!

Mater's Computer:
Voice recognized. Disguise program initiated. [uses a hologram to make Mater look like Ivan, another tow truck]

Mater:
Ha ha. Cool! Hey, Computer. Make me a German truck.

Mater's Computer:
Request acknowledged. [Mater wears a funny German costume with a green hat]

Mater:
Check it out! I'm wearing Materhosen! Make me a monster truck!

Mater's Computer:
Request acknowledged. [Mater wears a vampire costume]

Mater:
What the? Hahahaha. [Transylvanian accent] I vant to siphon your gas! Ha, ha! Now make me a taco truck!

Mater's Computer:
Request acknowledged. [Mater becomes a white taco truck, and his horn plays "La Cucaracha"]

Mater:
A funny car!

Mater's Computer:
Request acknowledged. [Mater becomes painted yellow with red flames, hot rod exhaust pipes, a hot rod engine, and a spoiler. Mater revs his engine a few times, enjoying the disguise, until Finn turns it off]

Finn McMissile:
The idea is to keep a low profile, Mater.