The Lonely Guy

The Lonely Guy1984

Stars: Steve Martin, Charles Grodin, Judith Ivey, Steve Lawrence
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 90 minutes

The Lonely Guy is a 1984 American romantic comedy film directed by Arthur Hiller and starring Steve Martin. The screenplay is credited to Ed. Weinberger and Stan Daniels (of Taxi) as well as Neil Simon (for "adaptation"), and is based on the 1978 bo… more »

Larry Hubbard:
You know, the guys who always keep their hair are the guys who have no use for it at all, they're not trying to impress anybody.

Warren Evans:
Who's that?

Larry Hubbard:
Like bums. You ever seen a bald bum? They always have a beautiful head of hair.

Warren Evans:
Why is that?

Larry Hubbard:
I think it's because they never wash it. It's the only time you ever see your hair fall out is after you take your shower and you wash your hair, there's a bunch of hair laying there.

Warren Evans:
You mean if I'd never washed my hair, I'd have a full head of hair?

Larry Hubbard:
Of course, they could lose their hair, too. Maybe it just stays in.

Warren Evans:
It's just locked in there. If they ever washed it, they could be bald bums.

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