The Longest Yard2005

Joey Battle:
Wow no bullshit! Real football, against the guards?

Coach Nate Scarborough:
Full contact.

Joey Battle:
Captain Knauer is the quarterback?

Caretaker:
Yep.

Joey Battle:
So I get to tackle him?

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe:
Yeah, you can either tackle him or you can hit him over the head with that *hammer*.

Joey Battle:
[looks down at his crotch] I wanna hurt him, not kill him.

Caretaker:
Lets get outta here before that thing bites someone!

Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe:
Alright we'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.