The Mask1994

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
Ipkiss! Police! Freeze! [the Mask freezes in mid-air] Put your hands up.

The Mask:
[his teeth are frozen together] But you told me to freeze!

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
All right, all right. Un-freeze. [the Mask un-freezes and falls to the ground] You're under arrest. [pulls out his cuffs]

The Mask:
No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man! [regular voice] All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad! GLAD, I TELL YA! [gets down on his knees and puts his hands up together] What are they gonna do to me, Sarg.? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
[puts the cuffs on The Mask's wrists] Sorry, son. That's not my department. Search him.

The Mask:
[the cops bring The Mask to his feet] Ow! Where's a cam-corder when you need one? [snorts in laughter]