Clerks1994

Dante:
Did you ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.

Randal:
[looking at a pornographic magazine] You know how much wage the average jizz-mopper make per hour?

Dante:
What's a jizz-mopper?

Randal:
He's the guy that cleans up the nudie-booths after each guy that jerks off.

Dante:
Nudie booth?

Randal:
Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been to a nudie booth?

Dante:
I guess not.

Randal:
Oh man, it's great. You go into this booth and there's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like ten bucks.

Dante:
What kind of show?

Randal:
Think of the weirdest, craziest sh*t you'd like to see chicks do. These chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening on their body. Any opening!

Dante:
Can we not talk about this now?

Randal:
The jizz-mopper's job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, practically everybody does it right on the window, and I don't know if you noticed or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.

Customer:
I will never come to this place again.

Dante:
Excuse me?

Customer:
Using filthy language in front of the customers. You both should be fired!

Dante:
I'm sorry. I guess we kinda got carried away.

Customer:
Well, I don't know if sorry can make up for it. You've highly offended me

Randal:
Well, you think that's offensive, check this out! [shows customer the magazine's centerfold as the customer runs out, screaming] I think you can see her kidneys.