The Original Kings of Comedy2000

Bernie Mac:
When you're listening to one of our conversations you might here the word MOTHER F***ER about 32 times. Don't be afraid of the word MOTHER F***ER... Imma break it down to ya... If you're out there this afternoon and you see like 3 or 4 brothers talkin', you might hear a conversation and it goes like this: You seen that MOTHER F***IN' Bobby? That MOTHER F***ER owes me 35 MOTHER F***EN dollars! He told me he gone pay my MOTHER F***EN money last MOTHER F***EN week. I aint seen this MOTHER F***ER yet! I'm not gonna chase this MOTHER F***ER for my 35 MOTHER F***EN dollars. I called the MOTHER F***ER four MOTHER F***EN times... but the MOTHER F***ER won't call me back. I called his momma the other MOTHER F***EN day... she gonna play like the MOTHER F***ER wasn't in. I started to cuss her MOTHER F***EN ass out, but I don't want no MOTHER F***EN trouble. But I'll tell ya one MOTHER F***EN thang... the next MOTHER F***EN time I see this MOTHER F***ER... and he ain't got my MOTHER F***EN money... I'm gonna bust - his - MOTHER F***EN head! And I'm OUT this MOTHA F***A!