Despicable Me 22013

Director: Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin
Stars: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Ken Jeong
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 98 minutes

Despicable Me 2 is Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment's CGI-animated spy sequel to 2010's Despicable Me. This time, instead of Gru trying to take over the world, he gets recruited by the Anti Villain League to help them trac… more »

[At night, Gru just came home from the AVL, carrying the sleeping Agnes on his shoulders, and enters the girls' bedroom]

[whispers] Hey, I told you guys to get to bed.

Oh, sorry.

[making a drawing] So when ya goin' on your date?


Remember? Miss Jillian said she was arranging a date for you.

[referring to Jillian] Yeah, well, she is a nut job and I'm not going on any date.

Why not? [hangs from her bed ladder] Are you scared?

[Gru stands still of what Edith said to him; a flashback reveals an eight-year old Gru on a playground when in elementary school, holding a flower behind his back]

[to her friends] Hey, did you guys see the moon landing on TV?

Yeah, I can't believe it. It's so cool...

Yeah, and you know what...

Young Gru:
[approaches them] Excuse me, Lisa?

[not paying attention] I was talking to Billy the other day.

No way.

And I think he likes me.

Young Gru:
[clears his throat; nervous] Hey Lisa, I was wondering if you... [taps his finger on her shoulder]

Little Girl:
[points at Gru's finger on Lisa's shoulder] Ewww! Gru touched Lisa! Gru touched Lisa!

Little Kids:
[horrified] Eeeewww!

Little Girl:
[to the whole playground] Lisa's got Gruties!

[Everyone runs back inside in response, screaming; the young Gru remains on the playground, disappointed]

[comes out of his flashback] Scared? Of what? Women?! [chuckles] No! That's bonkers! I just... I've no interest in going on a date! That's all! Case closed! I am not scared of women... or dates... Let's go to bed. Good night, Edith. [gives a goodnight kiss to Edith] Good night, Margo. [gives a goodnight kiss to Margo, but returns] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold the horses. Who are you texting?

No one. Just my friend Avery.

Avery. [confused] Eh? Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?

[confused] Does it matter?

No. No, it doesn't matter unless it's a boy!

I know what makes you a boy.


Your bald head.

[relieved] Oh, yes...

[creates an imaginary line with her hands around the head of a temporarily confused Gru] It's really smooth. Sometimes I stare at it, and imagine a little chick popping out. [imitates a little chick] Peep-peep-peep.

Good night, Agnes. [gives her a kiss on the forehead] Never get older. [leaves the girls' bedroom and turns off the lights]

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