Despicable Me 22013

Director: Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin
Stars: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Ken Jeong
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 98 minutes

Despicable Me 2 is Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment's CGI-animated spy sequel to 2010's Despicable Me. This time, instead of Gru trying to take over the world, he gets recruited by the Anti Villain League to help them trac… more »

Gru:
Hey, Tim! Nice haircut! Donny, hang in there, baby! It's almost Friday. [high-fives Donny before as he approaches Dr. Nefario] So, how's today batch, Doctor Nefario?

Dr. Nefario:
I've developed a new formula which allowed me to get every known kind of berry into one flavor of jelly.

Gru':
[sticks his finger in and tastes the goo; disgusted] That tastes good... [gags] Love the flavor of that...

Dr. Nefario:
It's horrible, isn't it?

Gru:
No! No! Oh, we're making great progress! [to the Minions] Here, try some off this. [hands the jar to a Minion, who tastes it but gags, handing it over to another, who tastes it and scrapes the jelly off his tongue before smashing the jar and all Minions run away] Whoa... okay, just because everybody hates it doesn't mean it's not good.

Dr. Nefario:
Listen, Gru. There's something I've been meaning to talk to you about for some time now.

Gru:
What? What's wrong?

Dr. Nefario:
[clears his throat] I miss being evil. Sinister plots, large-scale crimes...It's what I live for! I mean, don't you think, that there's more to our future than jelly?

Gru:
Well... [delighted] I'm also considering a line of jams...

Dr. Nefario:
Um...the thing is, Gru... [takes a deep breath] I've had an offer of employment elsewhere.

Gru:
[pauses; smug] Dr. Nefario! Come on, you're kidding, right?

Dr. Nefario:
[presses a button, folding his inventory into a suitcase] It's a great opportunity for me, bigger lab, more evil, full dental...

Gru:
[stares back at his old friend and sighs; calmly] Very well. Let us give you the proper send-off. [calls his henchmen off-screen] Minions! [seven Minions walk in, each carrying a fart gun; solemnly] The highest honor awarded to Dr. Nefario for your years of service - the twenty-one Fart Gun salute!

Minion:
Buado! [seven fart guns are fired] Buado! [seven fart guns are fired] Buado! [seven fart guns are fired]

Dr. Nefario:
[coughs as the fart blows past him] Uh, I counted twenty-two. [he and Gru look at Dave, who laughs embarrassedly]

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