Despicable Me 2

[During the morning after one of Gru's minions were abducted]

Agnes:
Are you sure we should be doing this?

Margo:
Yes, it's for his own good. [searching through Gru's online pictures] Okay, we need to choose a picture. [clicks on one of Gru's photos]

Agnes:
No. [Margo shows another picture] Scary.

Edith:
[as Margo shows another photo] Weird.

[The girls scream in horror when Margo shows a picture of Gru in his swimming trunks]

Agnes:
[with her eyes covered] What is that?!

Gru:
[enters the family room] Good morning, girls, I have an announcement to make!

Margo:
Hey, what celebrity do you look like?

Gru:
Uhhh... Bruce Willis?

[The girls stare at Gru blankly]

Margo:
Mmm... No.

Agnes:
Humpty Dumpty!

Edith:
Ohhh... Gollum!

[The girls start laughing while Gru gives a "I don't get it" expression]

Gru:
Okay, what are you doing?

Agnes:
We're signing you up for online dating!

Gru:
Oh, okay... WHAT?! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [grabs the laptop from Margo]

Edith:
Aw come on, it's fun.

Margo:
And it's time for you to get out there.

Gru:
No! Stop! no one is ever getting out there! Ever! [quickly passes the laptop to a Minion next to him, accidentally hitting him in the face; solemnly] Okay, now for the announcement: I have accepted a new job!

Margo:
Whoa! Really?

Gru:
Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world!

Edith:
You're gonna be a spy?!

Gru:
That's right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars! The whole deal!

Edith:
[amazed] Awesome!

Agnes:
Are you really gonna save the world?

Gru:
[coolly] Yes, [puts on a pair of sunglasses] yes, I am.

Dave:
[copies him] Mocha!

Tim:
[with male pattern baldness and an old dutch beard, wearing a shirt and tie] Cacao!

Stuart:
[dressed as Pippi Longstocking] Papadum? Eh. [chuckles]