Despicable Me 22013

Director: Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin
Stars: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Ken Jeong
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 98 minutes

Despicable Me 2 is Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment's CGI-animated spy sequel to 2010's Despicable Me. This time, instead of Gru trying to take over the world, he gets recruited by the Anti Villain League to help them trac… more »

[to herself; out of breath] Oof, wasn't expecting that. [strikes a martial arts pose] Or was I? [turns to Gru] Ooh, you got... you got a little of... [a purple frosting-covered Gru gives her a deadpan glare. A second later, a cupcake slowly falls off his head, leaving a long smear on it] Here, I'll...I'll get it... [tries to remove the icing off a dumbstruck Gru's face] Oh, that's just spreading... um...

All right, all right. I got it, I got it! [irritated] Stop it!

[backs off] Oh. [takes a deep breath] I'll let you get it. [Gru sighs and rubs the icing off his face, then uses his scarf like a towel to clean it] Yeah, what you just saw there was a little something new I have been working on. It's a combination of Jujitsu, Krav Maga, Aztec warfare and [singing] krumping.

[annoyed] Okay, that's weird. Why are you here?

[suddenly appears in front of Gru] On assignment from Silas. [grabs Gru by his jacket's lapels; excited] I'm your new partner! Yay! [starts dancing]

What?! No, no [mocking] yay! [normal voice] Ramsbottom didn't say anything about a partner.

Well, it seems that because of your checkered past, everyone else refused to work with you. But not me! I stepped up. And I'm new, so I kind of have to do what they tell me anyway.

[comes out of the kitchen, then shows them a Minion-shaped cupcake] Voila!

[However, Lucy, thinking Dave is an enemy, sweeps the cupcake from his hands, smashing it into pieces. She then grabs Dave, puts and pins him on the counter; Dave starts screaming, feared of getting attacked]

[referring to Dave; to Gru] You know this guy?

[calmly] Yes, he's one of my Minions.

[groans in disappointment and smiles embarrassingly] Oh, I'm sorry. I should have known. [to Dave, releasing him] You're free to go.

[Dave jumps off the counter, but as he leaves for the kitchen, Lucy smiles at him. This causes Dave to daydream about her, from walking with Lucy, following both having a toast to finally attempting to kiss each other until...]

[v.o.] Dave... [cut on a love struck Dave air kissing; whistles] Earth to Dave!

[snaps out and sees Gru and Lucy looking at him] Huh?

You can leave now.

Oh, uh... [gibberish, then enters the kitchen]

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