Despicable Me 22013

Lucy:
[to herself; out of breath] Oof, wasn't expecting that. [strikes a martial arts pose] Or was I? [turns to Gru] Ooh, you got... you got a little of... [a purple frosting-covered Gru gives her a deadpan glare. A second later, a cupcake slowly falls off his head, leaving a long smear on it] Here, I'll...I'll get it... [tries to remove the icing off a dumbstruck Gru's face] Oh, that's just spreading... um...

Gru:
All right, all right. I got it, I got it! [irritated] Stop it!

Lucy:
[backs off] Oh. [takes a deep breath] I'll let you get it. [Gru sighs and rubs the icing off his face, then uses his scarf like a towel to clean it] Yeah, what you just saw there was a little something new I have been working on. It's a combination of Jujitsu, Krav Maga, Aztec warfare and [singing] krumping.

Gru:
[annoyed] Okay, that's weird. Why are you here?

Lucy:
[suddenly appears in front of Gru] On assignment from Silas. [grabs Gru by his jacket's lapels; excited] I'm your new partner! Yay! [starts dancing]

Gru:
What?! No, no [mocking] yay! [normal voice] Ramsbottom didn't say anything about a partner.

Lucy:
Well, it seems that because of your checkered past, everyone else refused to work with you. But not me! I stepped up. And I'm new, so I kind of have to do what they tell me anyway.

Dave:
[comes out of the kitchen, then shows them a Minion-shaped cupcake] Voila!

[However, Lucy, thinking Dave is an enemy, sweeps the cupcake from his hands, smashing it into pieces. She then grabs Dave, puts and pins him on the counter; Dave starts screaming, feared of getting attacked]

Lucy:
[referring to Dave; to Gru] You know this guy?

Gru:
[calmly] Yes, he's one of my Minions.

Lucy:
[groans in disappointment and smiles embarrassingly] Oh, I'm sorry. I should have known. [to Dave, releasing him] You're free to go.

[Dave jumps off the counter, but as he leaves for the kitchen, Lucy smiles at him. This causes Dave to daydream about her, from walking with Lucy, following both having a toast to finally attempting to kiss each other until...]

Gru:
[v.o.] Dave... [cut on a love struck Dave air kissing; whistles] Earth to Dave!

Dave:
[snaps out and sees Gru and Lucy looking at him] Huh?

Gru:
You can leave now.

Dave:
Oh, uh... [gibberish, then enters the kitchen]